Impact

BLACKPINK the globally popular kpop sensation that even locals enjoy.

Kpoppies: Someone give them the definition of an impact.
Blinks: Oh, you mean blackpink?

by globalgroup November 10, 2019

Impact

Hahaha your impact is the peripheral effect of my impact. You are the ripple effect generates by the giant turd I dumped on the world.

Hym "Has anybody else seen how all of the Black Mirror season 6 episodes SOUND LIKE ME and not Andrew? Isn't that weird? The first episode even got Salma Hayek in it! That's pretty dope. I've had quite the impact. Additionally, I only haaaaaaaaaave..... A dollar and 57 cents. Did more with less. Better than everyone. GREATEST MIND TO EVER LIVE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

impact play

Impact play is when one partner hits the other for sexual gratification, such as spanking.

Girl- I love it when my boyfriend uses impact play on me, the marks he leaves on me feel so nice!

by TheBestWafflez December 20, 2016

impact calibration

The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.

"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.

by MCBassGuitar May 18, 2016

Impact Stroke

An "Impact Stroke" occurs when a well endowed male (AKA Big Daddy Long Stroke) inserts his penis into the receiving hole (preferably the booty hole of one of his homies, which is also well-lubricated, and possesses the ability to stretch multiple times it's natural cirCUMference) in such a fashion that there is practically no time between the intial entry, and the Balls Deep Burial™️.

Homie 1: "Fuck, you blew the god DAMN outta my mf booty last night!"

Homie 2: "Oh word? After the precum? After the semen? After the IMPACT STROKES, after the skeetin'???"

Homie 1: Yes sir! My booty was lubed tf up, and it ate yo motha fuckin fat cock up so god damn fast, you laid the mf impact stroke on my ass."

by Brand Aid February 28, 2021

Impact Technology

Items: televisions, computers, cell phone, etc., that will only work after being struck with great force

Kouji: My keyboard started working again!
JD: How'd you get it to work?
Kouji: I hit it
JD: Impact Technology.

by The Kobra Kid January 1, 2011

impact percussion

Impact Percussion is an independent winter percussion group based out of Sanford High School in Sanford Maine.

Mission Statement: Impact Percussion seeks to combine traditional marching percussion techniques, with orchestral concepts of musicianship to create an original, inspiring, and educational environment for developing percussionists.

Staff Includes:
Joshua Champagne- Director
Craig Scott- Visual Designer
Andrew Carpenter- Program Consultant
Scott Eugley- Program Coordinator/Battery Arranger
Shawn McKeown- Front Ensemble Instructor/Arranger
Travis Corcoran- Front Ensemble Instructor
Matthew Prive- Front Ensemble Instructor

Zero Tolerance Policies
-The use of illegal or underage substances is prohibited.
-No form of bullying will be allowed. We want to create a welcoming and learning environment for all members!

Audience member 1 "Did you see Impact Percussion?"
Audience member 2 "yeah they were so good I was throwing babies!"

by Scott Eugley May 20, 2014