hypocryphal

An untrue story told to support a point you don't believe in.

From an NYU panel discussion about Naqoyqatsi: 'Some people might accuse me of being hypocryphal for using technology to criticize a technological society...'

by SlowMovingTarget October 20, 2004

hypocrite burger

A veggie burger with bacon.

VegetarianDude1: "Can I get a veggie burger with bacon?"
Dude2: "I'll have a hypocrite burger too"

by MutleyTheMutt November 1, 2012

Hypocrite

A liar two face that says 1 thing and does the other. Uses their powers to make them self appear to be better then they are, and if you give them a solid counter argument, they will rebuttal with nonsense. These type of people typically abuse powers and have conditional beliefs depending on what benefits them.

But Mayhem I didn't post that stuff on the forums it was my roommate I swear. Mayhem says, 'Too fucking bad you're banned!'

Mayhem says, 'Don't do that, do this act more mature admins always act the same for everyone blah blah blah' Mysterious person says, ' 1sv?' Mayhem says, 'Uh..uh....uhhhh BAN BAN BAN!'

Liar Hypocrite two face thunder cunt Jerk Backstabber

by The Somx Community May 27, 2009

self-righteous hypocrite

A shitty person who actually believes they’ve done No wrong, and any/all problems in their life stem from other people. They’re always in the right, and can act however they want, while everyone else has to abide by their beliefs

Tia is such a self-righteous hypocrite, she called me a drug addict while she was standing in a corner talking to herself, tweeked out on molly.

by HJD3 November 4, 2019

Hypocrite

When some one tells you not to do something, while they are doing it or have been seen doing exactly what they just told you not to do.

Teacher: Bob! Don't chew gum in the classroom! Go throw it out!

Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??

by b.c.w July 16, 2009

hypocrite

(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.

The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.

by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004

hypocrite

someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing

A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!"

by factoryofinsults November 28, 2003