7 definition by Siddownshaddap

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(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004

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(1) A preteen female.

(2) A divine being forged from sugar, spice, and everything nice, and sent to Earth to spread joy and beauty to an otherwise dark and dreary existence, and who should therefore be treated with the utmost respect and consideration.
Little girls are better than you, and don't you forget it.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004

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The place I'll order your favorite dish, because I'm not gonna to cook it.
"What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar.
by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004

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Those half-length school busses that bring "slow" kids to special-ed school, or summer school.
"There were so few kids going on the field trip, they sent us on a tart cart, and the whole trip, people in cars were pulling up next to us and laughing because they thought we were retards."
by Siddownshaddap May 13, 2004

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An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.
The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.
by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004

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An expression of pure anger, hatred, and disgust, when you are so furious with someone that you open your mouth and fists of projectile vomit fly out and pummel him/her.

V(omit) + (p)UNCH
When I see "President" Bush's latest attempt to pass the buck, I feel so disgusted I just want to vunch his face.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004

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An adjective describing a Yahoo group that has been deleted by their tightass censors.
"Aw, dammit, I spend hours setting up that group and then it got yahooed!"
by siddownshaddap February 26, 2005

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