Hypnocraze

Hypnocraze. - n. Ones succesful attempt to derange or impare the mind of many people due to the use of mass hypnosis.

when one person or group of persons uses hypnosis to get a very large following of people to belive them or do there bidding. like if i where to hypnotise a town to belive i was a god and have them follow me into a religious war. " jack began a hypnocraze and led fifteen people to their deaths"

(could be an agnostic or athiest view on many religions)

by Sam Mattea November 7, 2007

hypocrite burger

A veggie burger with bacon.

VegetarianDude1: "Can I get a veggie burger with bacon?"
Dude2: "I'll have a hypocrite burger too"

by MutleyTheMutt November 1, 2012

Hypocrite

A liar two face that says 1 thing and does the other. Uses their powers to make them self appear to be better then they are, and if you give them a solid counter argument, they will rebuttal with nonsense. These type of people typically abuse powers and have conditional beliefs depending on what benefits them.

But Mayhem I didn't post that stuff on the forums it was my roommate I swear. Mayhem says, 'Too fucking bad you're banned!'

Mayhem says, 'Don't do that, do this act more mature admins always act the same for everyone blah blah blah' Mysterious person says, ' 1sv?' Mayhem says, 'Uh..uh....uhhhh BAN BAN BAN!'

Liar Hypocrite two face thunder cunt Jerk Backstabber

by The Somx Community May 27, 2009

hypocracy

A democracy governed by hypocrites.

The British government advocates moral standards to which it does not conform. Britain's political system is therefore a hypocracy.

by Andrew Lugton October 5, 2006

Hypnocracy

Hypnocracy is a form of government that uses mainstream and corporate media outlets too, hypnotize or brainwash its citizens into thinking they have democracy or freedom of choice.

The government was hypnocracy rather than a democracy.

by TyloxUno June 25, 2016

self-righteous hypocrite

A shitty person who actually believes they’ve done No wrong, and any/all problems in their life stem from other people. They’re always in the right, and can act however they want, while everyone else has to abide by their beliefs

Tia is such a self-righteous hypocrite, she called me a drug addict while she was standing in a corner talking to herself, tweeked out on molly.

by HJD3 November 4, 2019

Hypocrite

When some one tells you not to do something, while they are doing it or have been seen doing exactly what they just told you not to do.

Teacher: Bob! Don't chew gum in the classroom! Go throw it out!

Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??

by b.c.w July 16, 2009