Hyperteamesia

When you forget about a cup of tea because it was too hot and you were waiting for it to cool down and when you finally get to it, its cold, or you simply misplaced the cup only to realize later in panic

Barry: I made an amazing cup of tea but i managed to forget again! i must have Hyperteamesia

by Funnyjormoyable January 27, 2017

Hypothermia

The feeling you get when you go outside in the winter, your jacka&% brother took all the shower water, or you ate ice cream to fast.

When they were floating down the canal, it felt as if they had hypothermia, (not to be confused with pneumonia, as a woman by the side of the canal explained).

by Clara-Imogen November 2, 2019

Hyperspermia

to produce more semen during an ejaculation than usual due to high levels of arousal or long-term abstinence from masturbation.

Boy/Girl 1: "Oh my god, that was a big cum shot!"
Boy/Girl 2: "I know! I must have hyperspermia or something ;)"

by Jaden07 December 5, 2010

Hypothermina

-Originated from a meme-
When your hands are willy willy cold

Cold hands

"This drink is cold and its giving me, hypothermina. "

by WolfYears101 June 20, 2018

phone hypothermia

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies

stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy

by JLames_06 June 17, 2018

Hyperthetical

The discussion of theory on which there can be no conjecture; irrefutable evidence exists to prove or disprove the theory.

Hyperthetically speaking, if there was no Internet then there would be no Urban Dictionary (apart from in our hearts of course).

by Bloopian Blackwater November 18, 2013

Hypothermia

When you feel like you're actually going to die from cold weather, and everything is numb; extremely low temperature.

It's so cold, I feel like I'm about to get hypothermia.

by suspicious_pandicorn February 20, 2018