Homorection

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.

Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."

by maXrUm December 16, 2004

homorecepticle

a glory hole

that book store does not have enough homorecepticles in it. i don't go there no more

by racheltc January 25, 2011

homoretarded

Homoretarded-verb: Is the act of doing something in a (homosexual) and (retarded) manner.

Homoretard-noun: One who has been accused of doing something Homoretarded.

Greg: Did you see that homoretard last night?
Fred: The one that winked at you then accidentally tripped himself over?
Greg: Yea that was so homoretarded.

by rusty jenkins July 3, 2007

homoretardus

An adult who is unable to sever the umbilical cord.

Only a homoretardi (pl. or homoretardus) would still be on his mom's cellphone plan at 22.

Chris is such a homoretardus, he's visiting home again this weekend instead of visiting his girlfriend.

Is that homoretardus still living with his mom?

by blame john July 24, 2008

Humorendrome

Much like a palyndrome, a word that is equally funny when said backward.

A Humorendrome would include:
Obama.
Amabo.

Equally funny.

by Caleb Mason January 25, 2009

hsmfreak

someone who is completely obsessed with High School Musical!!! Example: MEEEEEEEEE!!!
you go around singing hsm songs all the time and go on about how High School Musical has changed your life!
You also have the dolls and all of the merchandice.
being hsmfreak is a good thing!

Friend 1 :omg high school musical is the best movie in the world!!! you'd think it would get boring by the 149th time- but it never does!!!
Friend 2: you hsmfreak

by hsmfreak February 7, 2009

homorexia

When a homosexual man consumes only semen for an extended period of time , depriving the body of its necessary nutrients causing gradual depletion of body mass .

"That guy is one skinny cock sucker " , no son he has homorexia , it's a disease .

by Rybu March 18, 2013