housedad

A stay-at-home dad. He looks after the house and/or kids while she does the breadwinning thing.

Felix got made redundant so he became the housedad to the five kids, the goat, three salamanders, a budgie, five cats from next door and the vacuum cleaner. His wife started a very successful junk mail collection and recycling business. He's never been happier in his life! She's never been happier in her life!

by playBunny September 16, 2007

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.

by gofishgo December 17, 2006

HorseManDan

Dan is a cool youtuber who gets his art from ameer1029 he is very pog and likes subs he livestreams often

HorseManDan uses ameer1029's pfps you know?

by ameer1029 March 1, 2021

housemaster

A hero who looks like a piece of bread with red square eyes and a curved line for a mouth. Has a green shirt with a purple collar, blue pants and yellow square fists. Speaks horrible english and is the main character in Arfenhouse.

"Housemaster, I--" *CRASH* - Joseph, Arfenhouse the Movie.

by horror_blood October 26, 2003

B.J. Houshmandzadeh

While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.

"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."

by Cincinnati Spillcat September 19, 2009

housetard

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.

Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?

by t-norm November 8, 2005

Houshmandz

Hunter in World of Warcraft

A hunter who pulls packs of unmarked mobs when the correct group is clearly marked.

Is the key to Surge's success by being a fucking casual bitch right and logging out so we can finally kill bosses after 8 hours of attempts.

Good thing Houshmandz left the raid last night or we never would have killed Gothik

by Est July 26, 2006