A Housewife is a woman who has chosen to not work outside the home for money, but rather devotes all time, energy and love into creating a safe, warm, clean home for her family to grow and thrive. She cooks, cleans, does dishes, laundry, childcare, shopping, countless errands and careful money management all while supporting her family and community through community service work, volunteering and general parenting. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker.
After earning her master's degree she left her career after five years to be a housewife and mother.
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The Real Housewives of Covid is an oddly claustrophobic depiction of home life without hair salons, lunches with friends, gym bodies and those titillating references to extramarital flings!
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In the last exciting episode of the Real Housewives of Covidville, we were left with trying to figure out who had tried to burn the house down in order to get some hunky firemen over to get some kind of real social contact!
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I tried watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County," and it gave me a terrible migraine.
Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?
Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!
Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!
Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?
Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!
Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!
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