hotmale

Hotmail for gays.

Erik: I need to check my hotmail
Gustave: Erik babey u should get hotmale - it's much homosexier!

by brendan May 15, 2004

Hotaling

A hotaling is the stupidest mother fuck alive; also known as a complete douche bag, one who is a pathological liar that sometimes doesn’t know what room he's in. One who has a big Jew nose and makes terribly unfunny jokes. One who eats everything in sight with ranch on it, if a cock was dipped in hidden valley he would go to town. In most societies known as a petifle, parents I would advise you to lock up your daughters in their rooms, age ranging from: there is no range who am I fucking kidding. One who has a strange obsession with punching everything within a 2ft radius of him. He’s under the impression that wearing socks and sandals is “cool”, not extremely GAY. So if you know a hotaling I would advise to stay clear!

"yo i just hotalinged that chick last night!"

"wow you sick fuck im going to call the cops!"

"'yo hotaling what is that white stuff your dipping your food in?"
"its ranch, my favorite!"
"Yeah, that sure is one of newmans own recipe! straight out of my hidden valley( a.k.a MY DICK HOLE)

by the shin sucker April 28, 2010

HottaLotte

HotteLotte is a word describing Lotte. This is referring to her being hot, or hotter then she was when she was younger. Jeez that Lotte is a total HottaLotte in other words a total babe

Guy1: Yo, how's your girl

Guy 2: she's a total HottaLotte
Guy1: lucky!

by Bye_Felecia November 25, 2019

Hotmale

A witty pun used to describe internet male porn.

Little stuart went online to check his hotmales.

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

hotchalk

The act of spelling words out in semen on a woman's body. This can be best achieved by having intercourse doggie style. This will inhibit the woman from knowing and protesting such action.

Yo, I hotchalked my name on your mom's back last night. If you get a black light, I bet you can still see it.

by kobfa13 March 26, 2011

Hotalot Bitches

Term used to describe femals that are hot most of the time. (See "Not-a-lot bitches"). Mostly used by douchebags who think its actually going to get them women.

"Hey where all the Hotalot bitches at yo ?"

by SMailman September 11, 2011

Hothole

A uber hot guy who is also a massive asshole.

Girl, Jaime is such a hothole. I don't know if I wanna punch his face or sit on it.

by CherryBlossom! January 5, 2017