hotchalk 

The act of spelling words out in semen on a woman's body. This can be best achieved by having intercourse doggie style. This will inhibit the woman from knowing and protesting such action.

Yo, I hotchalked my name on your mom's back last night. If you get a black light, I bet you can still see it.

hotchalk by kobfa13 March 26, 2011

Hotchalanche 

A term used to describe the wrath of Behavioral Analysis Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner (known as 'Hotch'), of Criminal Minds fame. Usually cool, calm, and collected, Hotchner has, on occasion, lost the plot with an unsub during a case. The result is terrifying.

OMG, did you see the Hotchalanche in last night's episode?

(general exclamation when it dramatic Hotch-related event occurs) HOTCHALANCHE!

Hotchalanche by gilesy_09 August 22, 2009

Hotchalanche 

The favoured drink of Aaron Hotchner's top fan group, the Hotch Honeys. Punch and Vodka.

The Hotch Honeys were happy when Hotch had his Hotchalanche in Exit Wounds

Hotchalanche by Crmb July 23, 2010