Horseshoe

Using a double ended dildo in a women's Vagina and her anus at the same time; the shape of a double dildo bent into a women's Vag and Anus
OH, Man... did you see that porn where she horseshoed that double dildo
by Jeb Cotton November 07, 2006
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John had a hard history test 3rd block, so he pulled out his can of Copenhagen and placed a giant horseshoe between his cheek and gum. John nutted in his pants and did a ripper Magoo when the buzz kicked in. John got an A+ on his history test because he realized that he worked for Copenhagen. John and coach Hollensbe banged a cheap hooker in the parish center to celebrate their success.
Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!
by Give me a beer in the c shop February 09, 2019
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An erotic game played by homosexual/bisexual men at parties consisting of a man, the pole, laying naked upon the ground with an erection, as men strip off their clothing/pants and attempt to land anally on the laying man's erection. First to land successfully wins.
I was at my brother's wedding this past weekend, and the groomsmen and I totally played horseshoes behind the barn. The best-man was the pole and I totally won- but I couldn't sit down for the rest of the night.
by jgf3937 July 31, 2012
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Horseshoe

To violently get rid of an irritating person while not even having the interest to look back at the damage you’ve inflicted on them in the process
Bob: "My boss gave me the Horseshoe when he found out I was porking his mom"
Andy: "You dick! Maby you'll find another job"
by Bruce Barnard January 15, 2007
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The Horseshoe is when a man has a long enough penis that he fucks himself in the arse with his own penis. The penis forms a Horseshoe shape and thus how it got its name.

The word comes from Machinima Respawn's weekly show Season 1 Episode 65. Hutch claims that one of his old roomate use to have sex with himself by putting his penis between his legs and up his own arsehole.
Example:
Guy1: Man I heard that you horseshoed yourself one time
Guy2: Yeah, it felt terrible.
by Life_is_sleepin April 08, 2011
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horseshoes and handgrenades

The only time/s that almost actually counts.
Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."
by DefinitionsR'Us April 01, 2008
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Golden Horseshoe

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.
You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.
by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010
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