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hormental

The combination of a hormone imbalance and a mental disorder. Most often diagnosed in women.
Lisa's constant ranting and raving is most likely a result of her being hormental.

Her memory loss could be caused by the disorder known as hormentalness.

People cutting in line at your favorite fast food restaurant could cause you to become hormental.
by The Drapinator November 18, 2011
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Carolina Hood Ornament

1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.

2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.

2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 1, 2009
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pornament

any small nick-nak or ornament that has a sexual resemblance.
oh thats a nice pornament you have on your mantle piece
by grammar-chiefs July 2, 2011
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jizz ornament

Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.
Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?
by corey270 November 2, 2007
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Norwegian Hood Ornament

When you take a big ole dumpy on the hood of someone’s car, in the cold; some of it gets warmed up by the sun and runs down the sides of the car appearing as a bow.
Bro you just got a Norwegian hood ornament!
by Anrclgp December 23, 2020
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cock ornament

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.
Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!
by JasonHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 5, 2008
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ornamentally challenged

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.
Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.
by theglassman March 12, 2014
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