poppertunity

When you have the opportunity to pop at the club.

For instance,

At the club, you see a fellow gay doing poppers, you walk up to her and say "poppertunity?"
If she is an self respectable gay, she'll gladly share her poppers.

by The Dark Lord Julian September 19, 2016

hollertunity

A situation that conveniently creates an opportunity to holler someone of romantic interest.

SQ "what am I gonna do with a groupon for two?!"
Limbs "hit up that girl you've been digging to go with you! Gotta recognize that hollertunity!"

by djlimbs September 4, 2010

hoppurtunity

holla at a ho and bring her home

Dude, hoppurtunity at 2 o'clock

by The Neil, D Shiznit,Italian Stallion,Stony,Alaura June 11, 2006

whoppertunity

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.

Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.

by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

Oppertunity Whore

Someone who jumps at or scrapes into every single oppertunity that comes their way.

Someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. They will always be there.

Sam: Hey, is Sarah going to Matt's party tonight?
Tom: Yeah, she goes to everything. She's such an oppertunity whore!

by Selective oppertunist April 11, 2010

hopportunity

What you give a rabbit if you leave da door to his cage open.

Two cage-doors accidentally got left open in da local rabbit warren, those of a male and a female bunny. Talk about a "double hopportunity" --- not only could da boy-rabbit get loose, but he had a chance to "jump da bones" of da girl-rabbit!

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

Toppertunity

An unreal opportunity that can only be obtained if your last name is Topper. A difficult objective has been presented, A toppertunity creates a plan to overcome such objective.

I took the Toppertunity, to solve the problem and creat a solution.

by Greg Topper February 19, 2021