Hooner

When one has an absolute mare or proper stinker.It can be used for any purpose indeed at any time and everyone will know how badly you have hooned.

When booking flights Ryan had the biggest hooner the world has ever seen!

Sorry to hear your nans just passed warra hooner.

The dons hoon every time they play infront of a sellout.

by raznbaz October 22, 2023

Hooner

Someone who rides a hardtail mountain bike to the limits

(Allso known as a fucking G)

Your a hardtail hooner, cunt

by Hardtail hooners November 27, 2019

Hooner

A whore. Also, a women who failed as a whore.

Hooner, pass the ketchup.

by Dudesir October 28, 2008

Hooner

(Adj.) A word describing something awful or low in quality

That movie was a hooner.
Did you hear Drake’s new album? HOONER.

by Loid Forger July 8, 2022

hooner hole

Any filthy, unkept, and rancid hole belonging to a ratty, chihuahua lookin-ass, dusty, street hooker.

Yo bro, I met this shorty at the club last night, and she started dancing on me. Afterward I had a stain on my pants that smelled like rotting flesh, I think she must have rubber her hooner hole on my leg!!

by SuperUglyPerson May 10, 2023

Hooner

The term " hooner" that describes a person that should kill them self.

Shut up you fucking hooner.

by Skinnycancercunt6969 February 28, 2017

Hooner

Taking an L, doing/saying something extremely stupid or unpopular.

My friend thinks tits are better than ass, he’s having a hooner.

by legs that happen to be long August 21, 2022