Hoof

The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.

Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!

Guy 2: What? How can you tell?

Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!

by Nearchow May 6, 2012

Hoofed

When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.

... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"

by Loifer December 27, 2007

Hoof

The process of eating food really fast

At dinner time I hoofed my spag bol In less than 2 minutes

by hoofer88 January 11, 2020

hoof

To floor it in a vehicle. Usually refers to an automatic as it only requires acceleration and no gear stick action.

"When I get to that road in my Range Rover I always hoof it"

by DXB09 August 12, 2009

hoof

walk

Go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.

by tk August 3, 2002

Hoofing

Goat alternative to fisting.

Just saw that goat hoofing ashley in a ditch again, filthy

by RGR33 January 12, 2011

hoof

another slang term for fuck. can be used around children, and the elderly.

"what the hoof?? that text was hoofed up, man."

by saintorsailor February 19, 2010