Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

hobomelon

1. Hobomelon is an infectious & contagous disease that is spread through the body, starting at the penis. The disease is aquired from fornicating with homeless people. The disease effects the penis in such ways as swelling it up to the size of a watermelon.. it also moves slowly & painfully up to the brain, in return causing severe & intense brain damage resulting in exponential loss of IQ at a quick pace.

i.e. Encognito says, "Oh noes!! I contracted the hobomelon virus, because I accidently pricked myself with my Krol Blade after slicing Stealthmelon's head off! I've contracted the Hobomelon disease! Oh noes!! I need to get to a doctor soon, or else my penis will fall off, and my IQ will drop 120 points! Oh noes!"

i.e. Grinsa says, "Oh noes! Omgwtfbbq!I knoes I shouldn't have had secks with that homeless guy Stealthmelon... oh noes! The airforce won't cover my hobomelon disease.. oh noes!! I'm hobomelon positive.. I need to go get a jet tool & cut my wang off so it won't spread to my head! Oh noes!!"

by Encognito October 25, 2005

homoment

when two people of the same gender experience a moment where they would rather be groping and kissing than talking.

Hey andie, check out those two guys over there having their homoment.

by lucytron January 13, 2003

homomexual

1. n. a mexican that recieves sexual pleasure from the same sex.

Jose' tried to touch my crotch. He must be a homomexual.

by Ryan September 4, 2004

Homomeximuslifeminazis

Gay Mexican Muslim Feminist Nazis... the current groups that it is apparently okay to hate on this day and age as a politician. Doubly so if they are obese.

"We must protect our borders. A vote for me is a vote to keep the homomeximuslifeminazis out of this great land of ours!"

by El Normatico May 8, 2012

hosome

having a lifestyle filled with slut/ho-type behavior filled with promiscuity & partying; the antonym of "wholesome"

Damn Roman.. you used to be so hosome when you were single. But now with a wife and kids, you're wholesome!

by apollo_road January 3, 2020

hodom

a person who works in a hodome

whore, slut, prostitute, hooker, lady of the night, corner walker, stripper, etc.

by Bia 1 and Bia 2 September 22, 2003