hodome

a place where the hos reign and make the rules

a whore house, a street corner, Bill Clinton's office, etc.

by Bia 1 and Bia 2 September 22, 2003

homometer

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

by mcha June 6, 2007

Hoomer

A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."

by dots4dickn February 2, 2022

homoment

the point at which, when talking or hanging out with someone, you realize they're gay, and they realize you're gay

Me and Jason were passionateley discussing musicals when suddenly it hit me....we were having a homoment.

by J-K April 14, 2006

Hoodmeister

An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.

Shannon: You like my hoodie?

Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.

Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?

Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.

by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009

Hoodmeat

That of or comparable to a large black penis.

He was packin' some serious hoodmeat!

by d33 snuttz July 7, 2011

hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010