hitched

to get married; or already married

We are getting hitched.

by marcuss April 26, 2006

hitchin' a ride

a great green day song that has very rythmical guitar sounds and a catchy beat; the song is about how someone feels when their getting drunk

Troubled times,
You know I cannot lie,
I'm off the wagon,
And I'm hitchin' a ride

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

cross hitched

When u are simultaneously drunk and high

Yo last night at the party's i was so cross hitched is most hooked up with my ex

by Longestyeahboiever August 14, 2017

Michael Hutchence

Michael Hutchence was the original lead singer of the Australian rock band INXS, from 1977 to 1997. He was born in 1960.

In 1997 he was depressed and killed himself by hanging. One of the best rockstars lost to suicide!
He had a relationship with pop singer Kylie Minogue, but they broke up in 1991 and remained close friends.

R.I.P. Hutch.

INXS were most awesome with Michael Hutchence. Still awesome after he's gone.

by Why.Am.I.Even.Here! July 5, 2012

Hitcher

Character from The Mighty Boosh played by British comedian Noel Fielding. He is a green cockney, with a polo around his eye because he has "minty vision".
Cruel and Crude, he is well known for pissing a lot.

The Hitcher is a cockney geezer with minty vision.

Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea

I'm a cockney flower watch me shower!

Every boo goes to making my erection that little bit stronger! Don't boo after the concept, fucking weirdo!

by Vanilla Lionheart June 23, 2008

hitched

to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck

"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."

by fillbaybay November 16, 2010

Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!

Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!

by hyoung23 February 27, 2011