Intuitive Hindsight

Claiming to have known something was going to happen, when in actuality you were genuinly suprised. Often this is done simply to save face.

"Hey mom! I just went skydiving!"

*after being visibly suprised* "Oh. Somehow I knew you'd do something crazy like that."

"Nice try, mom. I can tell Intuitive Hindsight when I see it."

by Doc Vegas November 11, 2009

handsy in the pantry

A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.

Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"

by kimboslice4566 May 20, 2011

Hindshite

The regret experienced at the choice of the previous days food, usually experienced during a messy excretion.

That Taco Bell i had last night gave me some serious hindshite

by boobykins234 November 23, 2011

josh hinds

The biggest fucking lad ever known to man. He has a massive cock and will use it to slay any womans pussy he sees. Tasty plaice

Josh hinds: im josh hinds and i love women.
Women: i love josh hinds

by Average_lad December 11, 2022

Captain Hindsight

A stupid ass superhero from the South Park episode Coon 2: Hindsight. He flies around the world providing hindsight after every catastrophy that happens, but doesn't actually do anything helpful. Instead of helping the fire department save lives, he just started bitching about how it could have been avoided. Not to mention how "useful" he was during the gulf oil spill

Rndm Citizen: Look!! It's Captain Hindsight!!! Captain Hindsight: That building shouldn't have been built there. It prevents fire trucks from getting closer to that other building. My job here is done. Captain Hindsight away!!! Everyone: Thank you Captain Hindsight!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 28, 2010

hindsight

The universe rubbing your face in your own fuck up.

In hindsight Jenny realised her first (mistake) was (inserting) the vacuum nozzle into her (vagina).

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

handsy

tending to engage in inappropriate touching

Honey, watch out for my Uncle Bob. He's my handsy uncle.

by Pistol99 January 23, 2009