Hillarectum

An unpleasant medical condition where shit keeps leaking out your ass, similar to the way it constantly flows out of Hillary Clinton's mouth.

Phil: "Dude, something stinks!"
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

Hillaried

To fail spectacularly at something where success was all but assured. From the resounding defeat Hillary Clinton took in the Iowa caucus.

Dude 1: I thought I was going to ace that math exam but I totally hillaried it.
Dude 2: That's your problem, you were so confident, you didn't study. So of course you were hillaried.

by Bif Loman January 13, 2008

Hiclaireiouse

Something extremely funny, usually in relation with somebody named Claire

Claire is so funny, she is Hiclaireiouse

by Ratatouille_1234567 October 23, 2022

Hillarie

One of the best friends you will ever have, and not to mention wickedly beautiful, has the voice of an angel/fairy/godzilla

Dustin: did you see that girl?

Matt: yeah, she was so beautiful. She must be Hillarie

by Claire Try February 5, 2009

Hillaried

The act of something being swept under the rug with everyone watching and pretending it didn't happen by both parties except a third

Tom and Stephanie totally Hillaried last weekend when her bf Ron caught them fucking in his jeep, they still claim they were searching for her cell phone

by Desert lightning September 1, 2016

hilaire

Short for hilairious. Used in order to sound more posh. Or when too lazy to say hilarious.

Hahahaha oh how hilaire!!

Have you seen Stavros Flatley on YouTube?? They are sooo hilaire!!

by Queen Juliet May 31, 2009

Hillarey

Means cheerful. Very caring and independent. Can always be counted on by her friends and family. Independent and full of energy. Extremely talented athletically. She is extremely smart but late to realize it. Ambitious and caring. Short-tempered and impatient. Beautiful on the outside as well as on the inside.

Hillarey has the most upbeat attitude I've ever known!

by txqt1764 February 3, 2010