Helpless

Completely in love
Falling for someone

"Ooooh girl,Daveed Diggs got me helpless"
" Girl no,he has a girlfriend"
"I will never be satisfied..

by Yellow Diamond is a clod May 16, 2018

helpless

When a shy person is into a guy but can't get the courage to go and talk to them.

Hey angelica look at that guy over there.
Who him?
Yeah him
What about him?
Oh my gosh everytime I look at him he gets my heart racing.
Why not talk to him?
No I can't I feel helpless.

by Noblewolf November 25, 2017

Hipler

n. 1. An uber, holier-than-thou hipster. 2. A snobby, know-it-all hipster whose snobbery is painful to all those around him.

Ian thinks Keith is such a Hipler when it comes to the Portland music scene.
Urban Dictionary is a total Hipler!

by The Crystal Bethod March 21, 2011

self helpless

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

Learned Helplessness

When a child/student gives you a perpetual "idk" face when you ask/they are asked, to do some menial task that is well within their ability to do so, but they want you to either do it for them, or just give them the answer.

Susie should stop displaying such obvious learned helplessness and tie her own damn shoelaces, the idiot is thirteen!

The students suffer from a ridiculous amount of learned helplessness whenever they are asked to go over something their science teacher *just*freaking*disscused*.

by The.strangler. June 2, 2016

Learned Helplessness

A disease for which the main symptom is never learning how to do simple tasks for yourself. Always asking others to do things for you--especially in the workplace. A carrier of the disease is usually fully dependent on coworkers and the employees below them.

"Hey Susie, I'm going to need you to put postage on this for me. I just never learned how to use the postage machine...I have learned helplessness"

"I've had learned helplessness ever since I got promoted to CEO. Can you copy this double-sided for me? I just can't bring myself to figure it out."

by Angry Rant June 9, 2009

hiplet

A beautiful girl of the hippie variety that typically frequents Allman Bros. shows and the occasional Phish show who freely bares all with no regard to her surroundings preferrably small tootsies and a halter top and free flowing nature print skirt.

Hey man check out that hiplet over there playing her vagina like a harpsichord to the tune of Soulshine at the Allman Bros show.

by DosedinDenmark March 7, 2009