storm heitman

To laugh out loud when no1 else is laughing and when its not even funny

mrs oehling: today were learning about greece

Storm:AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH

everyone else: .............

by t benzy April 10, 2003

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henman

An unexpected semi ie a semi engorged male member - based on Henman's semi final count - ie he is not normally expected to get into a semi final.

Fuck me I've got a Henman on!!!!!

by bingo89 May 6, 2006

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hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.

1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey

by jim December 24, 2004

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henmania

A term for the very enthusiastic support of the British tennis player Tim Henman. Henmania is seen mostly at Wimbledon, and is a phenonemon that grips the nation every June and July. Despite the fact that Tim Henman has never actually got past the semi finals, the bandwagon seems to roll on every year. However with his ever increasing age, and the emergence of Andy Murray, Henmania is rapidly declining, if not actually finished.

Henmania is gripping Britain, as Tim Henman makes the semi finals of Wimbledon.

by Nick140 June 29, 2006

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the heisman

the Heisman is a reference(the Heisman trophy being the most prestigious trophy in college football, see picture)of a boy/ or girl getting rejected while attempting to talk, dance, flirt or any sort of contact with another person

"Damn you hit that?"... "Nah she gave me the Heisman but thats cool".

by Quinton Smith January 8, 2006

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