heiman

Refering to someone who posses at least one of the following characteristics:

1.Massive testicles
2.Many hot female friends
3.GQ looks
4.Has a wetpiece like Peja Stojakovic
5.Gets alone with black people well

Man, Craig is a fucking heiman!

by Poochy323232 March 13, 2009

Heiman

One who uses human feces as body paint.

It takes great discipline to be a heiman artist.

by Maintenance 101 April 26, 2017

Heiman

Refering to someone who talks a lot, or is extremely explanatory. Someone who will use 50 words when 5 would do. In a situation where they're asked a question, you may be listening to the answer for a full 10 minutes.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

He talks so much, what a Heiman.

Man, Taylor really Heimaned that sentence.

by Amazing278 May 3, 2022