Hegseth

Adding the wrong person to a group text.
Also, sending a message to the wrong person.
Being drunk, not a requirement.

Ope! Didn't mean to pull a hegseth, but that text was actually meant for my girlfriend Annie. I don't normally talk dirty to Angie my therapist.

by Uncle Spoopy March 27, 2025

Hegseth

(Verb) to completely blow OPSEC by being a moron.

He really Hegseth‘d that kidnapping up when he sent out the ransom note on custom stationary with his real name on it.

by kaitechnolust March 28, 2025

doing a Hegseth

When caught doing something wrong, to deny it utterly and insult and demean the person who caught you doing it.

"I heard a cop caught Jim running a red light and nearly hitting someone. He said the light was green, it was the other guy's fault, and the cop was fat, stupid and blind."
"Oh, he was doing a Hegseth, then!"

by xdemos March 29, 2025

Hegsethed

When a day drunk is shithammered enough before noon to tweet out the nuclear codes.

Bro got so Hegsethed off bottomless mimosas that he tried to Facebook message his sister a dick pic but accidentally posted it as a public story

by Phemulyn Misteke March 29, 2025

Hegseth

To idiotically add someone to a chat group, email, or other form of communication one should not have done, causing great embarrassment to oneself.

Before you send that email make sure you didn’t Hegseth it.

by Now those May 2, 2025

Hegseth

To accidentally include someone who is not meant to be included

Dude, I accidentally hegsethed in guy to our group chat.... I've started a new "smaller group" one, here's the link.

by Kuncho May 7, 2025

Hegseth

A straight guy who can't stop sucking dick and eating the ass of a bloated, orange octogenarian while farting Cheeto dust and humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic and stroking off Putin and Netanyahu.

OMG! Look how patriotic that hegseth is. What a roll model.

by Skip the Obtuse June 4, 2025