heffaplump

A really annoying fat person, typically a fat woman but can be a man as well.

That damn heffaplump I work with ate all the bagels again, then tried to win over the office with anecdotes from the weekend. Stupid heffaplump.

by anonymous in Arlington, VA November 6, 2006

Heffalump

A cute cuddly orange elephant with a mischievous personality. They have crinkly ears and flowers on their back. The can be found looking out of office windows but their favourite location is sitting on a stump.

What’s that cute thing looking out of that office windows. Awww, it’s one of those Heffalumps

by Heffalump Owner March 20, 2009

hefalump

(n)A large female mammal that walks upright on its hind legs in clothing that is uncoftably to reavealing and claims to be sexy. Also see Woozle.

The Florida malls are overflowing with hefalumps, someone should tell the hunting comision.

by LORD J July 1, 2005

hefalump

a word originated 4rm various winnie the pooh (yay) stories. Also very useful in describing that fat bitch that ust took your seat on the bus!

Jimboberina: hey boots y u standing up ? sit down its a bumpy bus ride Wooooo!

Boots: CRASH BANG W***OP(as she f***s down the bus stairs) Damn you heff***lummmpppppp!!! GRRRR! -

Fat seat stealing bus bitch is unaware this term is adressed to her..

Heffalump: ??????

by jolola August 23, 2005

Hefalumpabump

The act of vomiting into someones open ass and have it squeezed back up into your mouth, then into thier ass again continously.
See also Heffalump

"We Heffalumpabumped 30 times last night"

by Stryfe February 18, 2005

heffalump

Someone who is aacting like the ultimate heffa- being trifling af.

¨uh uh boy you cant get none!¨
boy to his friends later- ¨she was talking all that shit otp just to get in person and act like a damn heffalump.¨

by raweee123 March 24, 2021

Heffalump

The act of going to Savoy park and making out with a fat woman. This typically leads to cumming in her, impregnating her, and creating more fat children.

I heard Luca hit the dirtiest heffalump last night.

by Ana Ferrel August 16, 2023