Amber hearded

The act of defecating on your significant others bed

Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.

by TronLegacy11 July 2, 2022

Amber Hearded

When someone hurts you (physically or mentally)

Person 1: *slaps friend on the back*
Person 2: "Ouch, dude you totally Amber Hearded me."

by AlphaFromAbove December 11, 2020

Amber Hearded

The act of shitting the bed

I got drunk last night and amber hearded the bed again.

by Holyshartz November 9, 2020

Double-headed Mutant Eagle

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Dill headed Winkertoss

An artistically compelling character in the slideshow of life.

"That Agustus Gloop is a dill headed winkertoss

by snrod June 20, 2011

hearder

A person who does not answer the phone call when it sees who is the caller. Similar to seener but regarding phone calls not text messages.

*Darko is calling*
Domjan: "Aren't you going to answer the call from Darko?"
Roko: "Nah..."
Domjan: "OMG you're such a hearder Roko.."

by palsman May 8, 2018