heavy thway

Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on January 12th of a leap year, by pouring cold barbecue sauce in his ear while repeatedly penetrating him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day.

"Yo I thought I saw Heavy Thway yesterday but it turned out it was The Rock on steroids wielding a huge dildo. Easy mistake"

by Bob666667 September 30, 2013

Heavy Salad

Heavy Salad - Hard work, when something is stressful or too demanding it is heavy salad..

Mike: This is fucking hard work this kid!
Justine: I know mate, heavy salad that.
Mike: Tell me about it kid...

by Winston Whisper I June 22, 2012

hit the pedal heavy metal

basically go faster and scream louder during sex.

Girl: *silent*
Boy: C'mon! Hit the pedal heavy metal!

by Wallflower with swag December 6, 2012

Heavy-T

When having sexual intercourse with a female, preferably rawdog anal, you yell "I DONT EVEN AIM" and make a considerable mess in and around her mouth. Following a thorough ejaculation, take a toothbrush and get yo dental health on with the considerable mess!

Danny: "Hey Tara, want to perform a Heavy-T after i finish watching the notebook?"

Tara: "Sure, lemme go pick up a new toothbrush first!"

by Shugah Nipz June 20, 2009

heavy work

When your boss requests a task that involves violence against an adversary.

Grab your piece and get in the van; we have heavy work to do.

by MET39 February 27, 2020

heavy is dead

It is a video where the character heavy (from tf2) is dead. It is so simple.

Hey! look at this! Heavy is dead!

by Google classroom's ratings November 18, 2020

Heavy electricity

It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.

Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.

by Kevchenko March 29, 2005