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Harpered it

"Dude what's that smell"
"Dammit, he harpered it...now I have to go ask the maids to unclog it..."
by Crackerxjack92 April 20, 2009
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Stephen Harper

Stephen Harper, the most damaging political figure in Canadian history.

See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)

It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.

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100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com
The first Prime Minister of Canadian history to have EVER been found in Contempt of Parliament, to which he responded "The Canadian people don't care about that..."

If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.

Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.

This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.

If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.

There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."
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harpe diem

Nag all day. Used sarcastically to suggest that someone's been nagging you all day.
Person 1: "And another thing......"
Person 2: "Harpe diem"
by SkankyHo_Cairns October 20, 2008
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Harvie

Harvie means perfectly imperfect; Someone who learns from his own failures and always positive in his existence; A great friend and unique individual; Very tough and gifted. #Optimistic #Friend #Cool #Gifted
He's attitude is harvie, because he never learn to surrender in times of sufferings.
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Harrie

A harrie is a person who is a fan/stan of the singer and actor Harry Styles. They are a very dedicated and loving fan group. Harries often fight for they lives on twitter to defend Harry Styles.
They’re wearing the crocheted cardigan with a pearl necklace, they’re probably a harrie!
by kiwiwatermelons April 19, 2021
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Harping

To rag on. To make fun of. To get on someones case.
Joe "Billy you are an idiot I cant believe you did that"
Billy " Quit harping on me man"
by jbabz October 7, 2009
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Happier than a tornado in a trailer park

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"
by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
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