very cool guy!!! he’s 6’1 with brown hair, loves grand theft auto, and is very funny. he’s a great listener and is very loyal. only downside is his atom.
mia khalifa: omg u know hank?
lana rhoades: yesss gurl i love him he’s good at listening.
vivian blush: yep!! fax y’all!
lana rhoades: yesss gurl i love him he’s good at listening.
vivian blush: yep!! fax y’all!
by hermandochavez2001 December 01, 2020
Dave: Joe, did you have a good night last night?
Joe Dev: No it was shit. I had a hank but my belt snapped and I banged my face on the cupboard door.
Joe Dev: No it was shit. I had a hank but my belt snapped and I banged my face on the cupboard door.
by redsubdave December 11, 2010
a ginger dj that is obsessed with midgets and wants 1 as a friend so he can stroke them and hang them by their little ankles and play leap frog with them. he also wears a white sparkly tutu and nipple tassels
by wanktissue February 08, 2010
"I can't believe all those morons down there are killing each other over me, and they don't even know my Hankdamn name. My name is Hank, Hankdamnit!"
by Murdock December 07, 2003
a guy called hank is usually american,probably drives a pick up truck and more than likely has been abducted by aliens! chances are that your friend hank is interbred,a true american icon.
hank "i was driving along in my pick up truck when there was a big light in the sky,when suddenly the spaceship came down and the aliens took me away!"
by harray shipmonay March 08, 2008
a hot guy who will never know i exist because me and my friend used to scare him a lot a while back and he is a scorpio so he'll never forget..
by stray April 13, 2004