Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

Handitapped

The act of having sexual relations with someone with a physical or mental handicap.

"Helen Keller was so hot, i'd so handitap her ass"

"Hey baby, looking to be handitapped?"

by Duality23 December 10, 2009

handicap dick

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009

Hendikepirana pederčino!

In Slavic languages it literally means "You hendicapped faggot!"
A harsh insult used in dire situations of stress. Has no actual ill meaning towards homosexual men, the Balkans are just a bit behind in fully accepting gay people.

"Tko te je naučio voziti, hendikepirana pederčino!"
"Who taught you how to drive, you hendicapped faggot!"

by DigBickMuhamed Jesus January 5, 2018

deployment handicap

n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.

This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.

Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.

Whew! Even with her deployment handicap, she's only a 4...

by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009

handicaped

Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.

You are handicaped.

by Rdejong3 February 11, 2012