Hamstai

Hamster + hentai

Hey dude... I just found the hottest hamstai.. I jerked off to it it was so hot...

by breadboner November 7, 2013

hamstah

furry little mammel which looks like an overweighted mouse with a sloppy hairstyle.

- dont fuck with my hamstah, he comes after you with his sawed off shotgun and unloads it in your face. Yeah.. he always does that..

by kukel June 12, 2003

hamstairs

(n.) A potentially infinite flight of stairs created for a held hamster by repeatedly placing a free hand in front of it as it walks.

"My hamster won't sit still when I hold it, so to keep it from plunging to its death I employ the hamstairs maneuver."

by DiceOfDeath August 25, 2009

HAMPSTAMP

Who is moonub?

"I don't have a diaper, but I'm a hampstamper" - HAMPSTAMP SONG

by fuck me right in the ass hole February 28, 2022

professional street hamsta

definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word

guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.

by myggefar May 23, 2023

Hamsta Lovin'

Freaky Sex with a hamster, or someone that resembles one. It usually includes various positions with hamster porn in the background, lots of squealing and some fur pulling. Usually does not include foreplay, or similar. Most of the time they include tards, animals, strobe lights

She came over and I gave her some hamsta lovin'.

by Hamsta August 17, 2006

Hamsta Brain

The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)

"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."

"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."

by HamstaBrain July 29, 2011