hal

Half a Laugh - when "HA" isn't enough, but "LOL" is just too much

person 1: that stupid lady dropped a tray of soup right in my lap!

person 2: hal

by Vega27 January 12, 2010

Hal

A Hal is a person who always goes to the library

"Wheres Hal?"

"Oh, he's in the library"

"Of course"

by \(*o*)/ October 30, 2019

Hal

A term used when you can't find any of your bitches. Make them crawl to you by screaming "HAL".

Where are my bitches?

Try screaming "Hal"

by Juicylmao November 23, 2016

Hal

A sweet amazing guy who I wish would notice me. He is sucha hottie,sweet,smart,athletic, and me and him have had a lot of special moments. He just needs to see whats right in front of him.

Hal is the perfect man for me.

by traveler13 July 20, 2011

HAL

Acronym for," Hero Arrives Last".

Where is the guest of honour?
HAL.

by MASTRHATR August 22, 2018

HALS

Highly Acidic Liquid Shits

There was an interesting article on HALS in this month's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

When Jerry Lewis retires, we have a deal with the networks to do an annual Labour Day HALS telethon.

More people die from AIDS, but more suffer with HALS.

No more whiskey and Thai food for me. I've got the HALS and it hurts bad.

by D. W. Floyd March 17, 2008

Hal

a person who so plain and uninteresting, so mind blowingly boring, that it makes one want to incorporate their name into songs whenever you happen to be singing.

"Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the Hal is so delightful...."

by Sugarbean Roadhousen December 27, 2011