hairlmet

what they call the lead guitarists hair from "linkin park" in lptv episode 12

hairlmet- jewfro with hairspray in it

hairlmet by James Cech July 4, 2008

Hairlets 

Hairlet Weak or thin haired males that blame there sub-par genetics on psuedo-science, claiming high testosterone causes male pattern baldness.

Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.

hairlets"ugh, i couldn't wait for john to leave.. he talked about his receding hairline for two hours, the dude is 23yr's old. What an absolute Hairlet. And at my grandmothers funeral of all places."

Hairlets by assfartfuckfacedickbutboobhole April 9, 2019

Hairetic 

1- someone who rejects the conformity of being clean shaven or having hair on their face depending on context being used
2-non-conformist regarding hair

Joe decided to become a hairetic when he realized that the beard wasn't for him.

Hairetic by Kara Boutitboutit March 5, 2009

hairnets 

hairnets are people, who have that greasy slicked back hair or stringy slimed down hair. often found wearing hairnets.

"Alex is such a hairnet!"

hairnets by rottenriot December 29, 2003

Alaskan Hairnet 

When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)

AHhhhh dude......ive never pulled off such a bewildering alaskan Hairnet.....it was glorious.

Alaskan Hairnet by Elperuvianstallion August 23, 2011

hairnet 

The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.

Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.

hairnet by Hugh Jass Ho October 13, 2005

hairmergency 

Noun.

1. When you have a sudden need to fix your hair.

2. When you have a bad hair day and are in desperate need of someone else's help.

1. Quick- to the bathroom! It's a hairmergency!

2. I need your help NOW. It`s a hairmergency!

hairmergency by car.crash.heart98 February 22, 2009