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hobo hairdryer 

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.
"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."
hobo hairdryer by emthecoed May 2, 2010

Palestinian Hairdryer 

The advanced intimate manoeuvre where one breaks wind into a balloon, inhales said flatulence then violently belches it at one’s partner.
Mate, I gave Shazza the ‘ol Palestinian Hairdryer last night. Made her slippery as a snail’s doorstep!

Iphone hairdryer 

A iphone hairdryer is a type of nreed dog that sleeps with Humans
Look at that girl she is such a iphone hairdryer
Iphone hairdryer by Jubjub644 October 16, 2022

Mexican Hairdryer

When you ejaculate on someone's face then bend over and shit yourself with enough pressure to clear their face.
Bro I had too much Taco Bell last night so I had to pull a Mexican hairdryer.

bbb hairdryer 

Hayter: where did you get that cool scar from?
Veronica: oh this old thing? I got elbowed by an alt they at a bbb hairdryer moshpit
bbb hairdryer by dykiem August 11, 2023

hiroshima hair dryer 

A big ol turbo for your import car
Dude what are you getting next for your car?

Oh! The Hiroshima hair dryer is what I was thinking, maybe a Songhai spinny boi