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Worn out, Beat up, Used, Ripped, Untamed, Torn, Dirty. Haggard is a clothing style(worn flannel shirt, dark ripped jeans, torn vans slipons, old pair of aviator glasses.) Having Napppy long untamed hair, a beard, and an eye patch with a bottle of booz also aids in being haggard. 'Haggard' is also a movie by Bam Margera, and Ted Haggard is a Preacher and newsman (although he is far from haggard).
Becky: Did you see Bryans outfit today? So gross, hes wearing all old & ripped clothes- his hairs a mess and he has food in his beard.

Lucy: Yeah tht kids fuckin haggard!
Haggard by Bryan Flark January 27, 2009
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that bitch is haggard, that shirt is haggard
Haggard by sirjonesalot October 18, 2005
The state of a person who has just taken a marijuana rip bigger than said person can handle. Signs of haggardness generally include:
-Uncontrollable coughing
-The demanding of hydration, sometimes in a violent manner
-Physical rejection (pushing away, knocking over, throwing) of previously used piece (Bong, pipe, bubbler) that has caused haggardness
Stoner #1: HAAACK! HAAACK! BLEGGHAGHG! Oh-HACK-my-HACK-ohmygod...HACK

Stoner #2: .....Haggard, man...haggard...
Haggard by Crispy Onions January 23, 2009
to look tired, used up, happy after a session of gay sex
dude looked haggard coming out of the bath house.
haggard by beyman November 12, 2008
Matt- OMG bro did you see that chick??

Nick- Ya man ehh shes ugly as hell airdaaaah!!

Matt- Bro that chick is Haggard she looks like she got hit by a train!
Haggard by Chaldean Person June 25, 2009
That ho's pussy is so haggard
haggard by j May 13, 2005
Out of style.Old.Torn up.
Why do you wear those spandex pants,those things are haggard.
Haggard by angie cole January 3, 2006