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Wobby Gurgle

The describes the action of gurgling another man's semen. This tradition has been passed down by the ancient Aztecs. It is said to make the gurgler get a huge throbbing bona and the gurgly (the man who arrives/cums) a soft shrivelled shrimp.
The use of Wobby Gurgle described by Aztecs
Gurgly: I have arrived!!
Gurgler: uugh my balls are throbbing and my veins are popping
Gurgly: well my balls are shrivelled
*Gurgler rapidly cums and shits*
Gurgly: that was gurgalicous
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Gurgle

A noise that comes from the throat often when sleeping a gurgle can be voluntary or involuntary for example one might gurgle when drinking for a laugh or one might gurgle in sleep on saliva an unpleasant affair
you were gurgling in your sleep again try not to gurgle it wakes everyone up
by star words May 14, 2020
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freedom gurgle

Blowjob; used when coercing patriotic women into sexual acts.
"I need a freedom gurgle...for AMERICA!"
"I hear the terrorists banned freedom gurgles. We'd be doing our country a disservice by NOT exercising our rights!"
by yohici May 7, 2013
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Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.
John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(
by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012
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Gurglee

A beverage that when drinking you make a gurgle sound more than a gulp.
Could you pass me that gurglee? -as she points to a bottle of soda-

Oh, i'm sorry i'm too full from drinking all that gurglee.
by Squirlygirl July 19, 2012
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Assgas gargledier

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.
Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose
by Davedale August 5, 2019
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gargled

Stygler: "Dude, we can come clean your carpet today."

Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."
by Derrick Diggler June 29, 2008
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