gooking

To study excessively for an upcoming test/exam. This action has been a specialty of GL

Person 1: Hey man did u see GL gooking last night?
Person 2: Yeah man what a sad cunt
Person 1: ahhah GL only got 60% after all that gooking aswell

by BiPhan August 18, 2008

Gooking

When a person trippin.

Mannn......Mr.Brown gooking , tryna call my mom for no reason.

by Synaya July 30, 2017

Grooming

The act of luring another with gifts, favors, promises, praise, or bbq ribs with the intent of gaining sexual favors. The perpetrator of "grooming" must have a significant advantage of emotional intelligence, financial independence, intelligence quotient or simply perpetrating against a minor.

Greg- "Hey Corky, would you like some of my tasty barbeque ribs while you watch the baseball game?"

Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"

Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."

Corky- "Huh?"

Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."

by nelsonkw1 October 4, 2010

Grooting

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.

"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"

by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016

grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

Gooking Up

an alternative for Gooking

non-homo person 1: Shit was GL gooking up for the latest sac?
non-homo person 2: yeah wanker lied to us about not gooking up
non-homo person 1: fuck him, no lifed guy.

by GLGLGL22 August 18, 2008

Puppy grooming

v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.

Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.

by Jeremyhotpepper April 30, 2011