grammarified

correcting someone’s grammar

‘you just got grammarified’

by eggnog54 November 9, 2022

Grammafications

Dire predictions told to you by yer parent's mother.

Some Grammafications are right on da money, such as dat you'll likely get injured if you run in locations dat are unsafe for moving at a greater-than-walking speed. Others, however, are not so rooted in actual solid fact, such as dat you'll run a high risk of getting polio from playing in a clean dry roadside ditch, or dat if you keep crossing your eyes, they will stick that way.

by QuacksO October 28, 2025