grammar

A dead language. Often mocked and misunderstood by morons who learned it in second grade and abandoned it.
Scholar: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
Moron on computer: "omg u spk w/ gramr?!?!?!?!?! i thot no1 uzd it ne more!!!! wat do u uze it 4? y du u evn bothr? cuz leik no1 lieks 2 uz it cuz they r all dum!!@!! omgrotflmaocmailsxljjca2838ac83oacsmiley facecaz,s94u88447#$&@!!!!!!"
by Jason Q. Dedrickston August 19, 2005
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Something that should be learnt properly before being allowed access to word definitions on Urban Dictionary. I'm sick of misused punctuation, missing capital letters and lazy spelling. If I had a red pen right now...
"Lyk do u giez no how 2 punktooate coz mie teecher says i suk @ it"
"Get out."
by Smythe August 11, 2005
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Something Tanner Barthelete doesn't have.
How do you spell realize? "Guys, I have good grammar.
by Diggle Ville March 09, 2015
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1. n. something the vast majority of authors who post on this site fail at

2. n. the way to properly speak or write in the English language
"Joe's grammar is absolutely atrocious; he can't spell, nor can he put words in their proper places. He has total disregard for properly writing and speaking in the English language.
by Ghettostarrchild November 13, 2009
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One time I use grammar bad and get F on paper
by sir climer the great November 21, 2018
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1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.

2. a dying art.

3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.

4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.

5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.

6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.
'They're dog ways alot.' - bad grammar
by Severian_ November 23, 2006
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Something that is not used in most chatrooms because their morons.
retard 1: OMGZORZ!!!!! TIZ IS THE BEST CHATR00M EVAR LAWLZORZ!!!!!!!!!

retard 2: GTFO N00BZORZ!!!!!! U SUK BAWLZORZ!!!!!! STFU!!!!

smart person: Wow, ever heard of grammar morons?
by BL1NX August 05, 2007
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