a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
by smyphilis October 30, 2008
Get the gurning fuck lizard mug.neologism. abbreviation of "good morning".
for lazy people.
The noun was created by Cehz on 28th of August 2008 in Stockholm, Sweden.
for lazy people.
The noun was created by Cehz on 28th of August 2008 in Stockholm, Sweden.
"hello"..... " GORNING!!!"
by Giganecroghei October 18, 2008
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The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
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Get the cum gurning mug.Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".
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