Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!

He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!

Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!

Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

Gouchez

A term of endearment, used to name objects or animals that are of sentimental value. Most commonly used to describe pets, especially cats. It can also be used describe inanimate objects such as laptops, bicycles, and rollerskis.

The cat Finn is a wonderful gouchez.

My laptop, Gouchez, is very upset.

by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009

Gouchebag

A gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.

Chad and his pissing friends can be real gouchebags.

by avatarxl July 23, 2011

gunche

a hairless pussy.......bald as a baby

what do you prefer......just a wax, or go for the gunche?

by Meadow Soprano August 28, 2005

gouche

the area between the genitalia and the anus.

I punched him hard in the gouche

by sean November 19, 2003

Gunchester

Manchester. The highest gun crime in the UK. Period.
The founder and original organiser of organised crime. Period.
Roughest streets, meanest people, d-lo hustlas, false claimers of dangerous groups, wanabe new yorkers.
Bummest pussy, illest weed, bitches giving it up, bitches going down. Period.

Gunchester Boy: Wer u from kid?
Outsider: Nah um im not from round ere blad..
Gunchester Boy: Wat u want?
Outsider: Well um i was lookin on some weed..
Gunchester Boy: ... BLAT BLAT BLAT
Outsider: DEAD
Period.

by Shotgun, Revolver, SMG September 16, 2008

guncher

gunching is when you felch (anal sex then suck cum out of butthole) then make out with it like its gum.

Jordan and Henry gunch all day!

guncher

by you gunch hard November 20, 2010