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Rollerskis 

The most bad ass form of training for Nordic skiing. Used to simulate skiing on pavement during the summer. Almost all rollerkis are difficult to balance on, have no brakes, and are very easy to fall on. Don't get in a rollerskier's way, or you might get lanced with a sharpened ski pole.
Bjorn is a beast on rollerskis.

Did you see that rollerskier. He totally ate it on the downhill.

I face-planted my first time on rollerskis.
Rollerskis by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009
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Rollerskate 

An extremely small car that has about as much engine power as a rollerskate.
"I can't believe you bought a rollerskate!"
"Yeah, well, it gets good gas mileage."
Rollerskate by mxscream November 6, 2014

rollerskates 

slang for ecstasy. used so that 5-0 doesn't know what you're talking about on a tapped line.
Yo, do you know anyone with rollerskates?
rollerskates by whitelady December 28, 2005

Rollerskated

When one is killed in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by someone using Commando from a long ways away. The killer looks like they are "rollerskating" to the victim while doing a knife lunge.
WTF, I just got rollerskated by that faggot from 10 yards away. Fuck this game.
Rollerskated by jtturbo February 15, 2010

rollerskates 

a type of shoe on which are four wheels, two in the front and two in the back, and a front brake. Popular in the 70s, and were replaced by rollerblades. Also, to use rollerskates.
rollerskates by marie drake March 9, 2004

rollerskiing

the coolest thing ever, when the crazy addicted nordic skiers strap skis that have wheels to their feet and ski the non snowy 8 months of the year. it's harder, and getting honked at is a day to day thing. not getting hit is work, but we don't mind. the best rollerskiiers are from Massachusetts.
i get up at 7:00 every saturday to go rollerskiing.
rollerskiing by nordie4eva November 26, 2010

Rollerskatinghippo 

A cartoon created in Dearborn Michigan in 2003. Rollerskatinghippo was created by Brian Adam and Greg. It's about this hippo who works at a cheesesandwhich factory...what more can I say.
Brent's favorite cartoon is rollerskatinghippo.
Rollerskatinghippo by B. Smith October 16, 2006