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The act of gooning to the highest intensity; your splooge can’t stop coming out. When you are goonmaxxing, your serotonin levels are at a high and you have become one with the shlong. The Johnson is numb at this point but you are ascending to the heavens due to the amount of pleasure you are receiving.
The act of gooning to the highest intensity; your splooge can’t stop coming out. When you are goonmaxxing, your serotonin levels are at a high and you have become one with the shlong. The Johnson is numb at this point but you are ascending to the heavens due to the amount of pleasure you are receiving.
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This is the act of watching specifically Sponge Bob Square Pants NSFW while masturbating.
This is the act of watching specifically Sponge Bob Square Pants NSFW while masturbating.
by Rev😈 June 30, 2024
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Get the Golgmaxxing mug.The practice of actively and intentionally adopting behaviors, appearances, and characteristics traditionally associated with being a girl. This term can be applied to individuals transitioning to female (trans feminine) as part of their gender identity journey, or to those engaging in such practices as a prank or for experimental purposes. The term draws on the concept of "maxxing" from video games, where players aim to maximize a specific attribute or skill.
"After coming out as trans feminine, Alex started girlmaxxing by practicing makeup, voice training, and updating her wardrobe."
"I'm sorry Jammie but I need to girlmaxx right now to achieve my transition goals so I won't be able to come by"
"Wow, Alex sure is girlmaxxed right now. She now looks perfectly like a girl!"
"I'm sorry Jammie but I need to girlmaxx right now to achieve my transition goals so I won't be able to come by"
"Wow, Alex sure is girlmaxxed right now. She now looks perfectly like a girl!"
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Often practiced by those who value healthy digestive systems.
Often practiced by those who value healthy digestive systems.
“These past two weeks I’ve been straight up gurtmaxxing, my digestive system peak rn”
“IBS thinks its won until i start gurtmaxxing”
“IBS thinks its won until i start gurtmaxxing”
by frogfeet4free February 22, 2026
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watching/gambling on sports, eating the lowest quality canola oil soaked slop, watching porn, talking to ChatGPT all day, listening to mainstream music, consumption of alcohol and drugs, and many more! Everyone knows a goy or 2 in their family/friend group! Maybe a quick dive into introspection and you might be Goymaxxing unconsciously!
watching/gambling on sports, eating the lowest quality canola oil soaked slop, watching porn, talking to ChatGPT all day, listening to mainstream music, consumption of alcohol and drugs, and many more! Everyone knows a goy or 2 in their family/friend group! Maybe a quick dive into introspection and you might be Goymaxxing unconsciously!
Benson- Bro, what you up to tonight?
Keith- Well man, I’m gonna have a couple beers and those new McDonald’s chicken wraps! Then I’m gonna put a 12 leg parlay down and hopefully I don’t miss by one leg again! After, I’m gonna have me a little alone time with a riley Reid compilation then I’m off to bed!!
Benson: Wow man! You must really be Goymaxxing right now!
Keith- Well man, I’m gonna have a couple beers and those new McDonald’s chicken wraps! Then I’m gonna put a 12 leg parlay down and hopefully I don’t miss by one leg again! After, I’m gonna have me a little alone time with a riley Reid compilation then I’m off to bed!!
Benson: Wow man! You must really be Goymaxxing right now!
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