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Goobermensch

The ideal man when it comes to being a funny and goofy little guy.
The goobermensch does not care if he gets made fun of, because it is funny.
by Horseshoe_Pete September 18, 2022
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gontermaniac

One who is a fan of David Gonterman, in either a humorous or legitimate way.
"I love Davey-kins! I'm the #1 GONTERMANIAC!"
"Gonterman is goddamned insane, and the horrid quality of his work is so bad, it doubles over into good. I think that makes me a gontermaniac."
by Chainsaw Dudley April 7, 2003
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Gooseman

Gooseman-Noun and or Adjective.

A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.

However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.

Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.

Common traits of a real Gooseman.

Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.

"That man is so Gooseman."
"Holy Shit, that Alex kid is so Gooseman!" "Gooseman approves, you two should get married and have gooselings, make the world a better place for awesome."

"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"

"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
by AGooseman January 6, 2014
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Goobermensch

Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.
"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"
by retracj April 8, 2009
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gooterman file

The file to end all files.
"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."
by HAGN December 14, 2009
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grocerman

Definition:

Wheel and Dealer in Fruit and Veg. The 'Grocerman' knows his carrots from his turnips and simply loves to spend his day stacking shelves.
Can often be seen wheeling his 'barrow through the streets shouting 'Get your veg!'

Other names:

Grosser-man
'Yo Koz, Here comes the grocerman'
by koz-man November 20, 2016
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Gooseman

1. Minh Le (Vietnamese: Lê Minh, born June 27, 1977), also known by his online nickname Gooseman, is a Vietnamese-Canadian computer game developer who co-created the popular Half-Life mod Counter-Strike with Jess Cliffe in 1999. He is also known for his work on AQ2.

2. To pull a Gooseman: to hand your work over to a larger company when it becomes to difficult to further it's development
Agg's site is getin hacked atm - I hope he doesn't pull a Gooseman!
by jeyzus November 28, 2009
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