goontard

A man addicted to porn on severe level and starts losing brain cells. He wakes up and goons for approximately 14 hours a day.

My friend is a goontard.

My Friend is addicted to porn he's becoming a goontard

by d6ree November 6, 2023

Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

gooktard

One who is of the retarded pursuasion, and can't get shit done right. Usually lacking in common sense and has small "family jewls".
gook- (asian/small penis)
-tard (a moron in many ways.

ex:
Man1: Did that guy get the group project done?
Man2: No, that gooktard F-ed it all up and didn't finish in time.

by The town gossip October 28, 2003

Gooftardious

A goofy gooberton who act like a stupid idiot fart nugget poop brain.

You know that dude who acts like a Gooftardious? Yeah i hate him.

by Goofyboobppinmouf October 12, 2022

Gooftarded

Gooftarded (adjective): Characterized by a confusing and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to explain a topic due to a disorganized presentation of interconnected concepts, the omission of crucial information, and the unwarranted arrogant assumption of the audience's prior knowledge.

(Marval Rivals chat):
Stop playing hulk, ur gooftarded like tf. Stop running in by yourself. Do you even know what spacing is? hop off tank

by slangmandict April 20, 2025

Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

goobtard

A nerdy person that also manages to look stupid.

"Wow, that kid is a mouth-breather wearing socks and sandals. What a goobtard!"

by Nodda-Goobtard September 27, 2013