Derrogatory term used by US soldiers for any local citizen or Insurgent, in both Afghanistan and Iraq, particularly after the military leadership decreed that using the term "Hadji" was a punishable offense.
"Well guys, it looks like we can shoot 'em with rifles or missiles, but should you go so far as to call one a Hadji your ass is grass. I recommend that you call them 'Goober' instead; it seems less offensive to the untrained ear..."
by B 2/75 October 02, 2005
by rachael January 28, 2005
by JKLee September 10, 2005
A person who unintentionally does ridiculously silly things that make everyone around them laugh, while at the same time pitying anyone who has to live with that person. Often the actions of said person cause friends to clap their hands to their foreheads while their heads droop down, shaking back and forth.
He grabbed the foam sword from the aisle at Kmart and brandished it threateningly as the thing flopped back and forth.
"Stand and fight, you scurvy braggard!" (this in english accent)
*Grabs silly sword from goober and puts back in cardboard box as his face falls comically*
"You goober!" *shakes head and laughs*
"Stand and fight, you scurvy braggard!" (this in english accent)
*Grabs silly sword from goober and puts back in cardboard box as his face falls comically*
"You goober!" *shakes head and laughs*
by shadow77337 February 26, 2007