the groaner

a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.

last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me!

by JAson R........ April 12, 2009

Goodness Gracious

Goodness gracious is an exclamation of excitement, surprise or frustration. It is a Southern term used primarily as a substitute for cursing, and as such it is a minced oath. Sweet little old ladies use this term a lot.

1. Goodness gracious, Tommy, clean up that room!
2. Goodness gracious, if you don't just look beautiful today, honey!
3. Goodness gracious, I have gas today something fierce.

by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011

biscuity goodness

Riduculously delicious, utterly fattening. Scrumptious. Light, flaky, and buttery. Often said when stoned, drunk, or otherwise inebraited at 4 AM at the local breakfast joint.

"Mmmm... these pancakes have the biscuity goodness."
"I am so wasted. Take me to get some biscuity goodness."
"Kim, check out that's guy's ass. It has the biscuity goodness."

by Prilian June 30, 2006

Oh My Goodness

A phrase uttered in total disbelief and astonishment

Oh my goodness! Leave me alone!!!

Hi Miss :)

by Life is sheet,get to know this November 17, 2009

gookanese

Any sort of Asian language.

The he started yelling in Gookanese.

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Goodness

One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.

The state or quality of being good. Moral excellence; virtue.

"For the fruit of the Spirit is in all goodness and righteousness and truth". Ephesians 5:9

by LoveLight November 10, 2012

Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.

"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011