Gotcha question

Any question that former Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin is too stupid to answer.

Gotcha questions asked by interviewers Charlie Gibson and Katie Couric:

Charles Gibson: "Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?"

Sarah Palin: "In what respect Charlie?"

Charles Gibson: "What do you interpret it to be?"

Sarah Palin: "His world view."

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Katie Couric: "When it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read...?"

Sarah Palin: "I've read most of them again with a great appreciation for the press..."

Katie Couric: "But what ones specifically? I'm curious."

Sarah Palin: "Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years."

Katie Couric: "Can you name any of them?"

Sarah Palin: "{Long speech about how Alaska isn't a foreign country}"... no shit.

by emgs93 August 3, 2010

Goochaplegic

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.

1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

by Joanna Anthony Chrissy March 2, 2009

gotcha

Comes from, "I 'got' you."
Which is an alternative for, "I understand you."
Or, "I will comply."

"Lock up when you leave."
Reply:
"Gotcha."

by John R. Carter, Sr. June 25, 2005

goochalism

The art of Washing Someone's Gooch for profit.

I performed goochalism on johnathan and made a pretty penny.

by Brandon Manilly July 31, 2006

gotcha journalism

simple, straight-forward questions that cannot be answered by inept politicians.

katie couric: "governor palin, how many fingers am i holding up?"

sarah palin: "you know katie, i'm sick and tired of this gotcha journalism."

by bun September 30, 2008

gonch kibble

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants

His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.

by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Gotcha hat

A phrase that results in an immediate ass whooping

His final words were "gotcha hat" may he rest in peace

by Teehew May 7, 2021