goiter

an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks

When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29

by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

Goiner

1. One who farts on my bed. NOT your bed but MY bed.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.

3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.

Kyle, you are such a goiner! You better take those erected penises out of your anus, and get off my bed!

by StevenOH! January 26, 2010

Goiter Bomb

A goiter bomb is equal parts baileys and fireball with a Jager floater and dried onion rim. It’s garnished with hard candy. The Red Bull is baby-birded into the shot taker’s mouth by an acquaintance at the end.

I don’t remember one fucking thing after my 1st Goiter Bomb last night! I woke up this morning cuddling a possum in my neighbor’s flower garden.

by Bill Bonan August 6, 2019

Goinger

Someone who presents themselves as a terrible person--just truly awful in almost every measurable way--but is actually somehow worse.

"You know that fuckin' Kyle guy who showed up to the party last night?"
"Yeah, real asshole, why?"
"He's even worse than you think he is."
"Is that even possible?"
"Apparently. He's a real goinger."

by Tron55000 May 5, 2021

goiter

An incredibly large Adam's Apple.

Wow, Ryan's goiter is gigantic.

by Cheater's Way December 5, 2010

Goiter

a boob on someones neck

i'm gonna tattoo a nipple on my goiter

by goiterina June 6, 2005

goiter boy

an annoying person who can't stop talking and thinks he is the greatest, but is truly a moron. Takes pleasures in others misfortune-bcz whatever he has or does it the greatest.

Oh no, goiter boy is here lets hide b4 he chews my ears off

by jason rumford May 4, 2006