God’s wrath

When you are being nutted on and bitch slapped at the same time

Jimmy: I had tough night bro

John: why
Jimmy: I experienced god’s wrath bro
John: shiiiiiiit

by ppgang69 June 15, 2019

God's work

To do something really awesome.

Person 1: Hey, here's the X you asked for.
Person 2: Thanks dude, you are doing god's work.

by Santikun October 8, 2016

God's Cruel Joke

A large penis on an unattractive man.

"Ever notice all the tards have huge cocks. Man, God's cruel joke."

by keifermail August 8, 2009

God's Beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.

1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.

by Roose Pies August 4, 2007

God's Chariot

BMW e30 is an icon for it's dominance in the rally and racing world in the 80's era with it's legendary BMW performance and handling.

wow, that's a nice e30, that's the god's chariot you have right there.

by Gath1 September 12, 2011

god’s loophole

When Christian girls do anal in order to maintain their virginity.

The girls at St. Mary’s all take advantage of god’s loophole.

by Starkgarean April 21, 2018

God’s work

When you’re giving back the karma that shitty people deserve.

“Hey Bro that girl is a toxic liar, why are you investing so much time in her?”
“Because I’m going to toy with her emotions just like she did with the many guys before her. I’m doing God’s work”

by Dlep3000 July 19, 2020